Thursday, March 31, 2005
life IN a toothpaste
the title doesn’t make sense right? I thot so too. That was what I saw when I walked past a room in school. It was some poster or something. Crazy.i was like “HUH” in my mind.
It’s not life
of a toothpaste. It’s life
IN a toothpaste. What life? Whose life?
I juz went to examine my toothpaste. Please. Only calcium and fluoride live IN the toothpaste k. ok..if u insist. ok. sometimes got mint, strawberry etc too..the point is, who wants to know about the life of Ca and F? live them alone.goodness.
Anyway, since we are at the topic of toothpaste..
I muz proclaim my love for Colgate!!! It’s the only one which I feel gives me fresh breathe!!totally. i am faithful.
I squeeze a whole lot of Ca and F each time. Occupy every available land on the brush head.
I hate people who squeeze toothpaste in the middle.
I dread brushing teeth.and I have to do that twice.everyday!
And I disagree with the following logics:
Brushing teeth after breakfast.---bacteria doesn’t go well with breakfast k
Brushing once is enough, too much thins my gum---wat nonsense
Darlie is good---try harder to convince me.
Toothpaste can be used for cleansing face---wat?! Learn some science alright.
I m disgusted whenever I find that toothpaste is finished, and all shriveled and coiled up.
*argh. Time to brush teeth.
dictated by the Queen at 4:21 PM
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during that 45mins
What I found out…
1.I hate maroon. What a colour. This colour haunts me. horrible. Maroon..i associate with disgusting stuff like pig’s liver. Oh pls.i juz hate it. Even the thought of Maroon 5 makes me sick. Don’t we have better choice for the colour of running tracks?
2.Never wear red. Especially in an environment that subjects you to maroon.*my eyes.*ouch
3.I swear. Robots have arrived. Some “people” can move their legs so fast..i bet there’s this chip or some energizer battery in there .I SWEAR.
4.400 metres is NOT a short distance. Even a hundred metres is forever.
5.the night is beautiful. it is a myth.
6.there are middle aged uncles who run faster than me
7.pple can brisk walk in heels on the track
8.pple practise break dancing w/o music
9.there are guys who can run 6 rounds in less than 9mins.main pt: and they are not bad looking.
10.I had to coax myself to run..throughout the entire run.
11.jogging reminds me of a rat race, literally. i felt like a mice.
12.I cant co-ordinate my..
(a)breathing and pace
(b)legs and brain
(c)my brains and heart
(d)here and there
13. everything that I hate about jogging
Don’t gloat over my misfortune and suffering.
At least I have earthquake. Do you?
dictated by the Queen at 2:22 AM
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005
sex
HOT!
this is not some sex education discussion.go elsewhere for that.that's wat the internet is for rite?
anyway,there was this idiotic song playing...then i caught this line..."let's talk abt sex, baby..."
then.my stupid idiotic
friend said:
"why talk abt sex.WHY WASTE TIME?!juz do it."
can just die.
rest in peace.
dictated by the Queen at 3:12 AM
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i do.
yes.i m getting married to the love of my life.OH MY GOD.ruth tan (especially).relax.
take a deep breathe.*BREATHE IN.
i enjoy lying.
i believe in fairy tales.wait.i used to believe in fairytales.y that change in my belief?well...books call prince charming "白马王子"..but who ever seen any guy, much less a prince on a white horse?!not even on our 马路.
anyway.this topic started off w my dearest roomie falling sick after attending a wedding.she couldnt stand the sight of the ugly guests there that she puked.no.how ridiculous.
then i was thinking.hmmm.i wanted get married at the ideal age of 24 or 25.why?simply for the fact that i am shallow.i wan beautiful wedding shots.but now..at my current status of my love life, in fact, the lack of it...damn.do i have to settle for bad shots?
so why do people get married?science has evidence that the so-called "true love" only last abt 3-7years.again.i repeat.maximum 7 years.after that..couples stay together for the sake of doing so.
so back to the question.as long as u are in love, and willing to commit, why is marriage necessary?? why do people get married?
romantic: we get to go on a honeymoon.we can take a few days off..sufficient to rest and relax, take a leisurely stroll down..sentosa.
family-oriented: having a family completes my life.and i love kids(but not teenager).
good citizen:i wanna do my part and make contribution to the nation.since i can do nothing about the water shortage but i can do something about the falling birth rate.(and rising divorce rate)
money-faced: baby bonus.
pragmatic: the law protects me.i can claim alimony.
oh.i belong to the last group.
*BREATHE OUT.
dictated by the Queen at 2:50 AM
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Monday, March 28, 2005
transparent
Specially dedicated to a friend who
canT colour code.
I was doing a personality test a few days ago..and I realised I actually colour-code people and things..hmmm. anyway, below are juz some analysis and explainations..
Red:
The first colour in the visible spectrum. Red relates to the base chakra. This is the colour of the physical. Red is passion, vitality, sex, strength of will and beginnings. Without red, nothing will ever get started on this planet.
this explains why in that particular test red represents the person u really love. I associate red with that red pants…that red on him...MICKEY.Orange:
The colour of ambition and drive. A person with orange in their aura will find self-expression important. Orange relates to original and lateral thought. Artistic and creative skills can be finely tuned by wearing this colour.
Now I know why she wears orange sandals. And for the same reason, my wardrobe doesn’t endorse orange.
Yellow:
Every shade of yellow indicates a function of our intellect. From the deviousness of mustard yellow to the pure thought of golden yellow. This colour also relates to variability, radiance and the smile.
i was correct about yellow being a happy colour. Think mcdonalds, ikea, Maggie noodles, cheese .....AJ?
Green:
The central colour of the spectrum. Green is the balance between the yin and the yang. We can use green for healing ourselves, for nurturing and compassion. Persistence and self-esteem are relevant with this colour. The Heart Chakra.
This is dedicated to those pple with the word “qing” in their Chinese names. I love green..p/s: frens who haven tried wearing green, pls do. But don’t end up looking like a watermelon.(“,)
Blue:
From blue comes sensitivity, and commitment. It is the colour of truth, loyalty, calmness and love in friendship. Listening and communication are enhanced. A time of great peace can be around you. Just accept it and enjoy it.
Love in friendship.see. no wonder smurfs are blue. And the calmness part I m not sure. Got this gf who is always so kan cheong and excited and... paranoid?
Indigo:
Actually a combination of blue and violet. Indigo relates to havingopportunities for better communication with your inner self. A person with this colour can be trusting of the future and inspirational to others.
For people who talks to themselves.
Violet:
The magical, mystical colour. Great opportunities for spiritual searching and ultimately deeper connection with spirit. Abilities of charm, eroticism and enchantment are enhanced.
everyone!attention.
wear violet when going on dates..or in examination halls..charm the invigilators so they wont notice u cheat. Maybe I should wear my purple slippers out.
All the colours put together. With white in our aura we have the ability to see things in a wholistic way. We can use the energies of all the colours from the fire of red through to the mystery of violet. A time of great spiritual motivation and faith.
And the words on my blog are white. Need spiritual motivation and faith? Worship me.
Oh.juz one last part.grey is apparently depressing. I m not finding excuses for not liking to attend school.
dictated by the Queen at 4:43 PM
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This is for one of my guy fren:
Well. He expected my blog to be full of gossips. do I do like one? I m juz a gossip wannabe k. anyway, this fren of my shall be anonymous. So just a brief description.
Tall, dark and handsome. That was juz to lure u to read about him. Only the 1st adjective applies. Oh. It’s his birthday today. Happy birthday curly hair. Oops. That was a real giveaway. No prizes for guessing who this guy is.
Hmmmm..let me see. This guy fren here is looking for a partner. He’s lonely in the U.S.
i could have used the word “girlfriend”..but well.u get it.yes. he’s not exactly straight, indicative by his hair.*laughs. Heterosexual guys out there..u may wanna consider ur sexual preference.
Here are some stats:
Recent U.S. research has demonstrated:
· 21% of gays and lesbians report household income that surpasses $100,000 per year. (Source: Simmons Market Research Bureau)
· 58% of the gay and lesbian community members hold management positions. (Source: Simmons Market Research Bureau)
· 70% of gays and lesbians have at least a college education and work in professional and managerial jobs. (Source:Greenfield Research & Kinsey Report)
· 62% own a personal computer (Source: Mulryan/Nash Study)
· The purchasing power of gay and lesbian U. S. adult consumers pink dollars exceeded $450 billion in 1999 (Source: DiversityInc.com)
See. Good candidate rite? Has potential. good future. What more can u ask for?
Disclaimer: I have nothing against gays or lesbians. I m juz against this fren of mine. Interested parties pls contact him directly.
Fren: u may weep now. Like this entry? For u and only you!
Happy birthday.
dictated by the Queen at 3:26 PM
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Sunday, March 27, 2005
into the mirror
i have this friend who told me that everyone should look into the mirror each morning to
find sth u like abt urself.well:
1. i need slp
2. my bed needs me
human has limited wants.respond to needs.not wants.
i like my logic.
and since i m needed, i must be useful.
what a wonderful day.
dictated by the Queen at 11:59 PM
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people and animals
speaking of animals.let's not talk about them.
dictated by the Queen at 4:46 PM
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solitary
when the surroundings are all quiet, you listen to yourself.
i've always wonder what other people talk to themselves about. of course, by saying that..i m already assuming that people do talk to themselves. well...at least that's better than talkin to soft toys or in some instances...to people.i shdnt even attempt.
dictated by the Queen at 2:39 PM
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