Thursday, March 31, 2005
life IN a toothpaste
the title doesn’t make sense right? I thot so too. That was what I saw when I walked past a room in school. It was some poster or something. Crazy.i was like “HUH” in my mind.
It’s not life
of a toothpaste. It’s life
IN a toothpaste. What life? Whose life?
I juz went to examine my toothpaste. Please. Only calcium and fluoride live IN the toothpaste k. ok..if u insist. ok. sometimes got mint, strawberry etc too..the point is, who wants to know about the life of Ca and F? live them alone.goodness.
Anyway, since we are at the topic of toothpaste..
I muz proclaim my love for Colgate!!! It’s the only one which I feel gives me fresh breathe!!totally. i am faithful.
I squeeze a whole lot of Ca and F each time. Occupy every available land on the brush head.
I hate people who squeeze toothpaste in the middle.
I dread brushing teeth.and I have to do that twice.everyday!
And I disagree with the following logics:
Brushing teeth after breakfast.---bacteria doesn’t go well with breakfast k
Brushing once is enough, too much thins my gum---wat nonsense
Darlie is good---try harder to convince me.
Toothpaste can be used for cleansing face---wat?! Learn some science alright.
I m disgusted whenever I find that toothpaste is finished, and all shriveled and coiled up.
*argh. Time to brush teeth.
dictated by the Queen at 4:21 PM