Tuesday, April 05, 2005
An Incoherent Entry
Woke up this
morning afternoon and certain mysteries in life suddenly became crystal-clear:
1) Mee sua goes well with fries. But only if they are hot (the fries, not the mee sua, though come to think about it, the mee sua should be hot too).
2) Old people likes to carry large umbrellas (don't ask). Even those bi-fold (or is it tri-fold?) brollies can be incredibly large.
3) Ambulance ferries the sick, fire engines help put out fires, and police vehicles carry police personnel whose presence is much needed in an emergency. Courtesy of the BT handbook for highlighting those facts of life which wasn't
obvious before I read it. Yah rite.
4) Golden-haired
monkeys are constantly hungry.
5) Housewives are curiously desperate. Everyone seems to have good skin, which is weird. I feel a zit coming.
6) I shouldn't be blogging, because my paper's like in, what, another week?
Forgive me for sounding incoherent. I need someone to deliver me a McFlurry.
dictated by the Queen at 3:26 PM
