the Girl
strong mind.weak heart.
affinity for shoulders.
craves for desserts, cakes and pastries.
notices visually stimulating objects.
catches gossips, constant evesdropping.
detests smelly armpit and stinky feet.
endorses dove conditioner.
tries to live up to her surname.
designed for pointed shoes.
Sunday, April 17, 2005
section 1704
to my dearest fren who turns 20 today:
below is an advertisement i ran for her.
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the straight(s) times
classified ads
section
1704 personal ad
hi there.i am just your girl-next-door type of person.a simple person who enjoys the indoors-eating and sleeping. those are the 2 best things in life.don't you agree?anyway, i am totally into the colour blue. must have got something to do with my genes.well.people say i look like smurfs.dont judge me by my petite frame, i may be small, but i am one tough cookie.
anyone who is interested to know a friend who is scared of animals, fussy about how her hair is being cut, loves to eat honey dew, loves to RE-take photos, or simply someone who is always noisy, contact me at this number ********.
i like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear your brain cells dying.
i am the meaning of paranoid.
please do not be annonymous.leave your full name, mother's maiden name, house address, home, handphone and office number, house and email address, ic number, your office or school address, birthdate, age, and blood type..etc
and of course. attach a well-taken photo.
thank you.
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hmmm.
my advice:
be a paranoid in reverse.
suspect people of plotting to make you happy instead.
at least it's true. that's what i am trying to do.
*you're smiling..your're giggling..you're laughing..don't die of laughter k.
calm down.
ruth tan!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
who's the best?!
*muaCkz.i love ruth.
dictated by the Queen at 11:34 AM
