the Girl
strong mind.weak heart.
affinity for shoulders.
craves for desserts, cakes and pastries.
notices visually stimulating objects.
catches gossips, constant evesdropping.
detests smelly armpit and stinky feet.
endorses dove conditioner.
tries to live up to her surname.
designed for pointed shoes.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Be my Man
Attitude
Be Sincere
Committed
Determined
Small eyes
Don’t need too tall
Nice hair
Hairy
Shoe size > 10
Fat
Hand > mine hand
Broad chest
Comfy shoulders
Waist > mine
Cute ears
Tanned
Loves your mum
Able to cook
Iron clothes faster than me
Drink more water than me
Not fussy with food
Ability to act gay with straight guys
Flutters eyelashes to act cute
No phobia of animals
Tells me I’m bullshit when I am being nonsensical
Strong
Bold
Mature
Wide general knowledge
Has nothing against Mickey Mouse
And shoes.
A simple, poor and romantic guy
Falling in love
Over and over again.
dictated by the Queen at 11:55 PM
