the Girl
strong mind.weak heart.
affinity for shoulders.
craves for desserts, cakes and pastries.
notices visually stimulating objects.
catches gossips, constant evesdropping.
detests smelly armpit and stinky feet.
endorses dove conditioner.
tries to live up to her surname.
designed for pointed shoes.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
i want to fall in love again
bring me the man.the boy i need is one who:romantic. who minds lovey dovey. write me a card everyday tell me how much u love me. i dont care about overdoses.knows how to cook.the way to my heart is through the stomach.cook nice noodles, bake nice cakes. feed me non stop with sinful stuff like chocolates and ice cream.doesnt mind me being fat.hahaha in relation to the previous point.understands what it is to be an active consumer.and pls.you know what.retail marketing is my interest too. doesnt mind cracked heels and ugly feet.doesnt mind me not behaving like a lady.i eat in restaurants cross-legged.i yawn without closing my mouth (i try to close lar).doesnt mind a totally retarded girl. i got this co-ordination problem.cant help it man.can drink much, w/o getting drunk.cos i am bad at drinking.and pls no man should be drunk b4 i do!doesnt just think that i am all about looking good, shopping and spending money.there's just more to it i suppose.i hope.will constantly remind me to drink water and eat well, just like my dearest mummy. i hate it when she nag at me, but i know she means well.if not i would have already been a shrivelled and dehydrated girl, thin n frail.doesnt care whether my hair is short or long. long hair i also like, but you know, i am so into hair therapy.most of the times, the hair doesnt grow fast enough to be long.so ya.snip snip.is effective in dialects, english n mandarin. please.dialects v important. especially canto.cos i dont understand!what if i need go shop in hong kong?oOps. best if know thai, italian and spanish too.hahhaha i am thinking too much.can spend the whole day with me without feeling bored.knows how to peel crabs. forget about prawns.not important. crabs!crabs!crabs!loves to take photos, and dont mind acting stupid.can be my companion. whether it's playing volleyball, frisbee, tanning, yoga, cycling, kayaking, captain's ball, swimming, jogging, drawing, disney on ice, visit muesums, movies, pool, sing, bowling, sit down n talk, roller blading, visiting the zoo bird park or whatever, going overseas, staying at home n rot, eating...anything.can just offer to lend me a listening ear and give me a hug when i am feeling down. one who can encourage me, motivate me, and cheer me up. just being there, physically, mentally or virtually.just a man who can make me want to do all the above for him as well.and able to offer him joy and do whatever he enjoys too.bring me the man!argh.one of those wake-up-and-feel-like-i-shd-be-in-love days. crap.
dictated by the Queen at 10:53 AM