the Girl
strong mind.weak heart.
affinity for shoulders.
craves for desserts, cakes and pastries.
notices visually stimulating objects.
catches gossips, constant evesdropping.
detests smelly armpit and stinky feet.
endorses dove conditioner.
tries to live up to her surname.
designed for pointed shoes.
Monday, April 24, 2006
all about joycelyn
- A joycelynometer is used to measure joycelyn.
- A lump of joycelyn the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
- Joycelyn invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
- Red joycelyn at night, shepherd's delight. Red joycelyn at morning, shepherd's warning.
- If joycelyn was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of joycelyn orbiting the Earth.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as joycelyn.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are joycelyn!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than joycelyn!
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating joycelyn at least three times a week.
most sentences point to how fat i am.
well.
and there's a link about me n a queen.
ho.
and thank me for the wheel, folks.
ok.u must have figured that i was damn boliao.
indeed.
ok.shall get back to the serious mode.
exams at 1.30pm later.
dictated by the Queen at 8:44 AM
